jasonzsongs:

The Go Find - Dictionary

5 in the morning Mexico airport song

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via sweetdreamsinsomniac)

agreatbigpileofbands:

"I drive too fast at night because accidents happen to other men, and not me."

Minus the Bear - Michio’s Death Drive

No one will understand the love I have for this band.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via d0nn0)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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(via d0nn0)